Mood: lyrical
Topic: HowNotToBe
(C)2009jtmcpub
"Scammed Again?(How Not To Be)"
Well,this may definitely keep me from being President,though I'm older than these last 3!
What can I say? This method works,though once the word gets out I may discover a whole lot less email coming from those who now darken my inbox with their FREE offers!Certain that they know just what will get me to loosen my purse-strings! But don't think it does not leave me with a few more magic smoky mirrors I conceal at the Vernet of my finger tips.and up the sleeves of my topit!
I even have a Country kinda named for me,Jim Bell(Belgium),at least that's my name:Bell,Jim.
Well,Actually, "I'm not French,I'm Norman"as Tony Perkins said to Janet Lee. Sorry,"HARVEY"made me use that one!
Ok,ok.I told you I was a clown!
Now, enough of this foolishness! Let's begin:
1st-There IS such a thing as a FREE LUNCH! None of you would be alive,if somebody hadn't fed you, when all you could do was yowl and fill your diapers with the remnants of that meal!
2nd-If it sounds too good to be true,may be HE just might be TRUE!
And, then after somebody steals Diogenes' lantern,someone else will give him a flashlight! There IS a Santa Claus!
When you discover that you get more out of giving presents,than getting them,look in the mirror, "Hi Santa!"
"The spirits have done it all in one night!" "It was the BEST of times!"
O.K. Money back guarantees? I know a guy who was told by another guy, "If you aren't satisfied, for any reason,I'll GIVE you your money back!" So the dude thought, "Yeah, sure I wasn't born yesterday!"
"What happened next,Daddy?" Well,he decided to prove the guy was full of(remember what was in the diaper?),so he goes to the guy, "Hey this stuff you sold me,was no good!"
So, the guy gave him his money back and apologized. ghoti
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Updated: Thursday, 4 June 2009 11:27 AM EDT
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