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Thursday, 4 June 2009
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Mood:  silly
Topic: 1of 3 freebies

       (c)2009jtmcpub.

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                So I get a hundred,as a clown,but you only get $10

Quelle ripoff! But, it took me many,many years to make a hundred bucks!

Actually,my last paid show, was $130 for an hour!But,I started out making

pocket change,sometimes just a drink,a smoke,a floor to sleep on.Working

the streets,finding grass to mow,walks to shovel,dishes to wash,leaves to

rake... Oh, sorry! I was  landscaping,Chief cook and bottle washer,except I

still can't cook!After Rotengen,who

created the X-ray that saved me from dying as a baby from an enlarged

Thymus Gland,I really love the inventor of the Microwave!

          Let's talk about inflation. In 1963 I made a buck an hour,plus

food,washing dishes and moping floors.But,i could go to "Woodys" buy

a candy bar for a nickle,a comicbook for a dime,and an icecream cone for

another dime,that's a quarter,and still have 75 cents left! 3 items for only

a  quarter of an hour's work.

         O.k.,so now min wage is about 6 bucks,and the price of those 3

items is PLUS TAX,a whole lot more than 15 min of work!Now,why don't all

you young,non Vets,under 60,go ask those people who want taxpayers to

pay for these atrocious stimulis packages why these Harvard Grads have

flunked math and can't even balance a budget? Trillons of dollars they

say,OK!Why don't you count to a trillion before you spend it! Maybe then

the rest of us could have,say,a chance to boil some water for a teaparty? 

And that's what real math is actually like! In case  you are confused.

2+2=4,not 5! Big brOther is ungood! Time for Recess!  ghoti

madjimp@gmail.com 


Posted by madjimp at 11:08 PM EDT
Updated: Thursday, 4 June 2009 11:07 AM EDT
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